I am good at avoiding the gym because I am king of excuses. My favorite one is that I'm tired. I'm always freaking tired. It's probably sleep apnea which I have for being so god damn Twitter-fail-whale overweight. So here, I present to you something I got from tumblr, but with the excuses I use:
I'm not going to go to the gymm today because...
- I'm feeling weezy (asthmatic) (this was today's excuse but I no longer feel asthmatic)
- I don't like dealing with fighting for a machine after 5 PM
- I'll go on a walk later
- I'll go home, nap, and then go to the gym
- I have too much stuff going on right now (but can somehow manage to b.s. for 5-6 hours on my MacBook)
And to counter that, here is my list for why I should go to the gym:
- I bought a kick-ass (2nd Generation) iPod nano when they first came out, just for the gym!
- I have all kinds of killer music on said iPod!
- I bought running shoes 2 years ago that I use for the gym!
- I have a pretty red gym bag that I got when buying those expensive-ass running shoes, that I use especially for the gym!
- Apparently, exercise is useful for combating stress. w00t w00t.
So I'm going to the gym today... for a whole hour of cardio on the eliptical. I'm thinking about running a mile.
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